Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the
English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word
which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used
as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was
fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a
passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking
interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be
used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck!
I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction
(Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very
few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its
sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherfucker."
It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the fuck was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun."
"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
"Heads are going to fucking roll."
"Let the fucking woman drive."
Commander of Space Shuttle
"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
"It does so fucking look like her!"
"How the fuck did you work that out?"
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
"Fuck a duck."
"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
Go to Next Page
Return to Fun Page
Last Modified: December 23, 2006