Subtitles in hong Kong Films...Engrish!

These are excerpted from a list of English subtitles used in Hong Kong films:

• I am damned unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
• Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
• Gun wounds again?
• Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
• A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
• Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
• Take my advice or I'll spank you without pants.
• Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
• Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
• You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• You daring lousy guy.
• Beat him out of recognizable shape!
• I have been scared sh--less too much lately.
• I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
• Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected!
• How can you use my intestines as a gift?
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

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