Sometimes the government makes you wonder who is in charge, this item make you wonder if anyone is in charge of any government operation.
This is the transcript from an actual radio conversation on 10-10-95 that was just released by the Cheif of Naval Operations...
Party 1: Please divert your course 15 degress to the north to avoid a
collision.
Party 2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degress to the south to
avoid a collision.
Party 1: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR
course.
Party 2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!
Party 1: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP
OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
Party 2: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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