In a Bucharest hotel elevator:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret
that you will be unbearable.
In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
To move the cabin, push button while wishing floor. If the cabin should
enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor.
Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of
9 and 11 am daily.
In a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of underware with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet
composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
In a Bangkok dry cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for the best results.
Outside a Paris dress shop:
Dresses for street walking.
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